submitted by Sang on 12.10.2005 in Jokes
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.
The effects are fleeting and lingering… - Overheard in a hallway
In Managua, people are cheering in the streets, which are deserted. - CBS reporter during the solar eclipse
A trucker called to thank all of the courteous Seattle drivers he had run across. - Announcer on KZOK radio
He threw 110 pitches in six innings, and that’s a mouthful! - CBS baseball announcer
An agreement is not an agreement until the parties to the agreement have reached an agreement. - Irish Politician on RTE radio
This is the biggest pawn that Israel holds in the whole hostage equation. - BBC world service.
We have two incredibly credible witnesses here. - Sen. Biden at Thomas hearings from Bob Ericson (Marlboro, MA, USA)
He’s going to step down ’til he’s back on his feet. - Vermont Public Radio commentator on Jimmy Swaggart’s latest sex scandal
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