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submitted by Sang on 12.10.2005 in Jokes/Puns

1. What do you call a pirate who rules Russia? A Czar.
2. What does a pirate use when he runs out of Crisco? Lard.
3. What was the pirate’s astrological sign? Sagittarius, the archer.
4. What do you call a pirate who works in agriculture? A Farmer.
5. What do you call a pirate who works in horticulture? A gardener.
6. Why did the pirate quit and go home? His job was too hard.
7. Where did the pirate play in the summer? His yard.
8. Why did the pirate stop doing the unnecessary work? It was arbitrary.
9. What was the pirate’s favorite family of bug? Arachnids.
10. What did the pirate use to knit? Yarn.

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