Sangent

submitted by Sang on 12.10.2005 in Jokes

1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?”
   Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”

2. Man: “Want to Dance?”
   Woman: “No, thank you.”
   Man: “Don’t thank me, thank God somebody asked you.”

3. Man: “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
   Woman: “It’s in the phone book.”
   Man: “But I don’t know your name.”
   Woman: “That’s in the phone book too.”
   

4. Man: “So what do you do for a living?”
   Woman: “Female impersonator.”
   

5. Q: What sign were you born under?
   A: No Parking.

6. “I like your approach, now let’s see your departure.”

7. Old person: “Where have you been all my life?”
   Response: “For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.”

8. Offended girl: “What are you looking at!?”
   Response: “He thought you were good looking, but he was mistaken.”

9. Man: “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason!”
   Woman: “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!”

10. “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.”

11. Man: “Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time.”
    Woman: ” You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can’t cash.”

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