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submitted by Sang on 12.10.2005 in Jokes

The dying man gasped pitifully.

“Give me one last request, Lisa,” he said.

“Of course, Richard,” she said softly.

“Six months after I die, he said, “I want you to marry Big Pete.”

“But I thought you hated Big Pete,” she said.

With his last breath, Richard said, “I do!”



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4 Responses to “Dying Wish”
CJ says:

I dont get it.. caN YOU EXPLAIN?:oops:

Dumblonde says:

The man hates his wife. Quite common actually. Refer to “What’s the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 lbs.”

Administrator says:

yeah, husband/wife jokes are quite common. just remember: husband hates wife and vice versa

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