submitted by Sang on 12.10.2005 in Jokes
The dying man gasped pitifully.
“Give me one last request, Lisa,” he said.
“Of course, Richard,” she said softly.
“Six months after I die, he said, “I want you to marry Big Pete.”
“But I thought you hated Big Pete,” she said.
With his last breath, Richard said, “I do!”
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December 10th, 2005 at 17:34:37
I dont get it.. caN YOU EXPLAIN?:oops:
December 10th, 2005 at 19:48:38
The man hates his wife. Quite common actually. Refer to “What’s the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 lbs.”
December 11th, 2005 at 21:28:28
gotcha
December 11th, 2005 at 22:57:31
yeah, husband/wife jokes are quite common. just remember: husband hates wife and vice versa