submitted by Sang on 12.9.2005 in Jokes
John came over one day and saw Alice was being real grouchy, and John looked depressed.
“How does Alice like being pregnant?” Bob asked his friend John.
“Oh, she’s not pregnant,” John replied, “she’s expecting.”
“What’s the difference?” Bob pressed.
“Well, John explained, “She’s expecting me to cook dinner, she’s expecting me to do the housework, she’s expecting me to rub her feet . . .”
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