submitted by Sang on 12.8.2005 in Jokes
What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a scum sucking bottom dweller and the other is a fish!
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
No? Good!
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.
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