submitted by Sang on 12.7.2005 in Jokes/Dumb Laws
- It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
- It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.
- Anniston: You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
- Auburn: No person may spit on the floor of a church.
It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in a commercially zoned area.
Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail. - Huntsville: If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.
- Lee County: It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
- Mobile: Women may not wear a ‘lewd dress’ in public.
No one may use a ‘funk ball’ within the city limits.
Bathing in city fountains is prohibited.
No person within the city may possess confetti.
It is illegal to spit orange peels on the sidewalk.
‘Spray String’ is banned.
Most locales do not have this problem, but Mobile found it necessary to ban bicycles from the interstate highways.
If one wishes to read palms in the city, they must first pay $10 for a permit.
It is illegal to howl at ladies within the city limits.
It is unlawful to wear women’s pumps with sharp, high heels. - Montgomery: It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.
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