Sangent

submitted by Sang on 12.6.2005 in Jokes

• Old world charm- Room with no TV, radio and only 1 light
• Tropical - Rainy
• Majestic setting- A long way from town, at end of dirt road
• Options galore - Nothing is included in the price
• Secluded hideaway - Directions to locate unclear
• Some budget rooms - orry, already occupied
• Explore on your own - At your own expense
• Minutes From ??? - By Plane
• Romantic - No Phone in room
• Knowledgeable trip hosts - They’ve flown in an airplane before
• No extra fees - No extras available
• Bird Watchers Paradise - Your car’s paint will never be the same
• Nominal fee - Outrageous charge
• Standard - Sub-standard
• Deluxe - Barely Standard
• Superior accommodations - One complimentary chocolate, free shower cap
• All the amenities - Two chocolates, two shower caps
• Just Like Home - No Maid service
• Plush - Both top and bottom sheets, bed shakes
• Gentle breezes - In hurricane alley
• Light and airy - No air conditioning
• Picturesque - Theme park nearby
• 24-hour bar - Ice cubes at additional cost (when available)




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