submitted by Sang on 12.6.2005 in Jokes
“They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
“This is just a 15 minute power-nap as recommended in that time management course you sent me to.”
“Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time.”
“I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”
“I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
“I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress.”
“The coffee machine is broken…”
“Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot…”
“…in Jesus’ name. Amen.”
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