Sangent

submitted by Sang on 12.6.2005 in Jokes

“They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”

“This is just a 15 minute power-nap as recommended in that time management course you sent me to.”

“Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time.”

“I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”

“I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”

“I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress.”

“The coffee machine is broken…”

“Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot…”

“…in Jesus’ name. Amen.”



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