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submitted by Sang on 12.6.2005 in Jokes/Dumb Laws

• Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
• Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
• Tattoos are banned.
• It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
• Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.
• Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car.
• Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
• Whale hunting is strictly prohibitted throughout the entire state of Oklahoma.
• In Tulsa, Oklahoma the limit on kisses is three minutes (by law).
• Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.
• It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.
• One may not promote a “horse tripping event”.
• No one may spit on a sidewalk.
• Ada: If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.
• Hawthahorne: It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.
• Oklahoma City: No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.
• Schulter: Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.
• Tulsa: You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
• Tulsa: Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.
• Wynona: One’s mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.
• Wynona: Mules may not drink out of bird baths.
• Wynona: Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.
• Yukon: It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.

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