Sangent

submitted by Sang on 12.4.2005

1. You still remember wearing shirts w/the little alligators on them
2. You have incense in your house
3. You like to go fishing
4. You watch those Ancient Asian Tapes with your GrandParents
5. You have those little ketchup bags from McDonalds in your Fridge
6. You have a statue or a Asian God somewhere sitting in your house
7. While you are eating rice, little peices of it stick on your clothing.
8. While eating rice you always drop little peices of rice on the table and your parents or grandparents tell you to eat it up
9. Desert comes you find in your bowl some kind of red soup with beans in them
10. The only 2 sports you play are, Handball, and Chinese Handball
11. The only place you eat with your friends is Mcdonalds
12. You love to eat with your family at the resturant known as….. you guessed it MCDONALDS!
13. You have one of those cool pictures of birds with Asian writing or something like that
14. You’ve had one of those piggy banks shaped like a red pig
15. You go to your grandmothers house she always has to offer you watered down apple juice or left overs from yesterdays dinner
16. If you drive a car and inside you have a Oriental stringy ornament
17. If you’re a girl and you are a guru at Bust A Move
18. Your remote control has some kind of plastic covering
19. You support Michael Chang and Michelle Kwan more than their non-Asian competitors.
20. Somehow teachers expect you to be smart
21. Your family owns some kind of hi-fi system with a karaoke machine
22. Your family owns an Asian brand of telephone. (Panasonic, Sony)
23. You or a relative owns a slammed Honda or Acura with a fat exhaust pipe
24. Your parents have fruit trees
25. You feel attracted only to Asian girls, (or guys) not those of another race
26. Your relatives/friends try to give you stuff but your parents refuse for you to take it
27. Your mom shops only at outlet stores
28. You are jealous of the white males taking away our Asian Women
29. Your Grandparents OR your Parents Never take of the plastic over New Chairs and Sofa Beds
30. You have a friend over your house and then when he/she leaves your parents or family member would make a comment about them

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