Sangent

submitted by Sang on 12.4.2005

1. You are talking on the phone your mom would say who are you talking to? Is he/she Asian? Is he/she doing good in school?
2. you got a big asian super market calendar in your kitchen
3. When free balloon or cookies is available, you tend to take as many as possible
4. Your parents love free stuff
5. You have one of those one by one peel off calendars
6. Your parents are racist against black people even though they deny it
7. You take your shoes off before you walk into a house
8. You and you’re parents are talking normally, you’re friends think your mom screaming at you
9. People automatically think you know some form of martial arts
10. You have soy sauce stains on your carpet or place mats
11. Complete strangers ask, “Do you speak English?”
12. People ask you to translate the menu in Chinese restaurants
13. Your mother never shops unless there is a sale!
14. You’re half the size of most of your friends
15. People think you’re a communist
16. Teachers mispronounce your name from the first day of school till the last day of school
17. You have a bottle of Tiger Balm somewhere in your house
18. Your parents, after dinner, put their dessert directly on their dinner plate. (somehow, they don’t seem to mind the flavors of chocolate ice cream and fish sauce mixed together!) (This might apply to Filipinos only, but if not, even better!)
19. You buy soysauce by the gallon
20. Your relatives always bring you those ugly hot pink, bright green, or bright orange shirts from China with the alligator on the front

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