submitted by Sang on 12.3.2005 in Jokes/Computers
Customer: “I have Windows Thirty One.”
Tech Support: “Ok, this program requires either Windows 95 or Win32s. Do you have Win32s on your system?”
Customer: “No, I have Windows Thirty One, not Thirty Two.”
Tech Support: “Windows 3.1 is the operating system. Win32s is a program that makes your computer fast like Windows 95.”
Customer: “What’s Windows Ninety Five got to do with it?”
Tech Supprort: “You need either Windows 95 or Win32s to run this.”
Customer: “I HAVE THIRTY ONE! WHY WON’T IT WORK?”
Tech Support: “Ma’am, your computer is too old. Buy a new one with Windows 95.”
Customer: “I’ve heard about Windows Three Hundred and Eleven. Wouldn’t that be better than Ninety Five?”
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