submitted by Sang on 11.30.2005
The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, “What kinds of ice cream do you have?”
“Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry,” the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to continue.
“Do you have laryngitis?” the young man asked sympathetically.
“Nope,” she whispered, “just vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.”
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submitted by Sang on 11.30.2005
While working as a volunteer at our local Boy Scout Council office, one of the professional staff — who was wearing street clothes instead of her usual uniform — was talking about the NATO phonetic alphabet.
She said that she had learned it some years ago and proceeded to recite it. “Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta…”
But, when she got to the letter “U,” she stumbled and asked for help.
I offered a hint: “What AREN’T you wearing today?”
“Underwear?” she replied.
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submitted by Sang on 11.30.2005
10) You’re so tired, you now answer the phone with “Leave me alone!”
9) Your friends call to ask how you’ve been, and you immediately scream,”Stop asking me all these questions!”
Your garbage can IS your “Inbox”!
7) You wake up to discover your house is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don’t care.
6) You consider a 40 hour week a vacation.
5) Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
4) You don’t set your alarm anymore because you know your pager will go off before your alarm does.
3) You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.
2) Your DayTimer/Work Planner exploded a week ago.
And the NUMBER ONE sign that you are burned out because of work…..
1) You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.
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submitted by Sang on 11.30.2005
Being told to “Think Outside the Box” when I’m in the darn box all day!
Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.
Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.
Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.
23 power cords, 1 outlet.
Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.
Can’t slam the door when you quit and walk out.
If you talk to yourself it causes all the surrounding cubicle inhabitants to pop their heads over the wall and say “What? I didn’t hear you.”
If your boss calls you and askes you to come into his office for a minute the walk there is like a funeral march… people hand you tissues as you pass and refuse to make eye contact.
You always have the feeling that someone is watching you, but by the time you turn to look they’re gone.
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submitted by Sang on 11.30.2005
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate’s potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate’s potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, “He just didn’t belong.”
9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “The hair, it’s growing. Growing!”
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you’re doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, “Soon, soon….”
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, “I’ve got an important message for you.” Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can’t remember what the message was. Later on, say, “Oh, yeah, I remember!” Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don’t eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, “Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?” Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, “Hooray! You’re back!” as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, “Shouldn’t you be going somewhere?”
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, “No, I want to watch them suffer.”
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submitted by Sang on 11.30.2005
Strange as it may seem, Nintendo is deploying a free, nationwide Wi-Fi network, well before Google. For now, it’s a game service. But there’s no reason why in the future it couldn’t be used for the Web, email, and data as well.
Hmm, I might just buy a DS with mario kart this winter….
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submitted by Sang on 11.30.2005
After a two month hiatus, http://sang.trap17.com/ is back.
http://sang.trap17.com/ was the old domain name that I used to use. Unfortunately, it was on a free host, and, like one of my friends said, it was too popular for its own good. For a while, I got off using 66 GB of bandwidth / 5 GB of bandwidth with my old domain name, but that eventually stopped when cPanel was working.
Sangent all started with sang.trap17.com. The whole thing started as a site where I could put some of my favorite games online without having to worrying about it being blocked at my school. Eventually, people saw my monitor and wondered what that site’s URL was. I told them, and after a while, people started going to it. Then, I had to put more content on because of the demand. If I didn’t, I’d probably get lynched. Yeah, my site is that hot.
The whole thing was running without any advertisements whatsoever which was cool because I didn’t have to pay for it anyway, but on every single site that I went to, the hype was Google Adsense. Apparently, you could earn money for just putting up a little snippet of javascript code, so I decided to join since I had nothing to lose. I put ads on my site, but I wasn’t earning that much. To make it worse, the money I was making was fluctuating so much that getting my check seemed out of reach (you need to make at least $100 before Google can send out your check). One day I was earning 12 dollars, another I was earning a nickle. It was horrible.
One day, I found this website that outlined exactly what I needed to do to make more money. I followed that, and in just one day, I went from making $20/day to $100/day.
This year is a rollercoaster to say the least. The $100 that I was making daily suddenly went back to the nickle after trap17.com shut down my site for using too much bandwidth, so I used my advertisement money that I made to open an account on dreamhost.com so that I could get my site up and running as fast as possible. The problem was that I didn’t want to use a subdomain (something.dreamhosters.com or something like that). Besides, I had enough money to buy a TLD, anyway. What would I choose? I spent about an hour on this before my mind told me to quit. I didn’t want to, but I also couldn’t think of a domain name.
I had to resort to something I kinda didn’t want…nerdnirvana. All I knew was that giving that domain name out would be extremely hot to girls (I don’t know why), and it’s easy to remember…unlike some random word like “kalsiddon”. nerdnirvana.com was taken, and .org sounded cool since my internet friends had it, so I went with .org. I’ll probably pull a Google and register nerdnirvana with country code top-level domains, too, when I make enough money.
Anyway, after two months, sang.trap17.com is back online. Going to it will redirect you to nerdnirvana.org. The bad thing about my old domain name coming back is that it’s pretty much useless since search engines probably deleted sang.trap17.com from their index, so my pagerank will not change.
Whatevs.
Now you know the story.
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submitted by Sang on 11.29.2005
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation between the British and the Irish, off the coast of Kerry, Oct 98. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-98:
IRISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.
BRITISH: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.
IRISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
BRITISH: This is the Captain of a British navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
IRISH: Negative. I say again, You will have to divert YOUR course.
BRITISH: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER HMS BRITIANNIA! THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
IRISH: We are a lighthouse. Your call.
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submitted by Sang on 11.29.2005
… she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
… she thought a quarterback was a refund.
… she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order
… she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center.
… she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
… she thought General Motors was in the Army.
… she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
… she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
… under “education” on her job application, she put “Hooked On Phonics”.
… she tried to drown a fish.
… she tripped over a cordless phone.
… she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said “concentrate”.
… she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
… she told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and “DONT WALK”.
… they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
… at the bottom of the application where it says “sign here,” she put “Sagittarius”.
… she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
… it takes her two hours to watch “60 Minutes”.
… she studied for a blood test-and failed.
… she thought she needed a token to get on “Soul Train”.
… she sold the car for gas money.
… when she saw the movie rating “NC-17: under 17 not admitted”, she went home and got 16 friends.
… when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
… she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
… when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
… when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left”, she turned around and went home.
… she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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