The Farts | Sangent - The Daily Ramblings

submitted by Sang on 11.26.2005 in Jokes

An elderly woman goes into a doctors office. The doctor asks if anything has been bothering her lately. “No, but I have been farting a lot lately.” she says. “Oh?,” says the doctor. “Yes, but they are silent and do not smell, in fact, I have farted 4 times since being in your office but you can’t tell because they were silent and had no odor.” So the doctor gives her some pills to take and instructs her to come back in a few days to see how things are going. When she returns to the Dr.’s office the doctor asks how the pills worked. “My farts are still silent, but now they smell horrible,” said the old lady. The doctor then said, “Now that we fixed your sense of smell, I will give you something for your hearing.”