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submitted by Sang on 11.25.2005 in Jokes

Four engineering students were travelling up the Desert Road one cold winters night when the car they were in spluttered to a dead stop. The debate began over the possible cause.

The first, studying mechanical engineering, said “Its the pistons. I could hear a strange knocking sound shortly before it stalled. The only way to sort it out is to pull the engine apart and replace them.”

The second, electrical engineering, said “No, its the wiring. Only an electrical problem could have killed it that quick. We’ll have to trace the problem by ripping the wiring loom out.”

The third, a chemical engineering student, said “You’re both wrong. Its a fuel problem. We’ll have to drain the tank, carbs and fuel lines and replace the lot with a fresh batch.”

They then turned to the fourth passenger, a computer engineer in the making, and waited for his solution. Under pressure now, the fourth student said “Well, I’ve really got no idea what it is, but maybe if we all get out and then get back in again it will be alright.”

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