Sangent

submitted by Sang on 11.22.2005 in Jokes/Blondes

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They find a genie bottle so they rub it and a genie comes out and says, “I will grant you three wishes. Since all three of you found me, you may each have one wish.”

The first blonde says, “I wish I was smart so I could get off this Island.”

Poof! The genie turned her into a red-head and she swam home.

The second blonde says, “I want to be even smarter so I can get off this island.”

Poof! The genie turned her into a brunette and she built a boat and rowed across.

The third blonde says, “I want to be the smartest one of all so I can get off this island.”

Poof! The genie turned her into a man and she walked across the bridge.



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One Response to “Stranded Blondes”
Jess says:

Ouch…..That’s mean. Reminds me of one of the history teachers, Mr. Watson. Sexist to the core……….but he’s hella funny.

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