Follow the tracks | Sangent - The Daily Ramblings

submitted by Sang on 11.22.2005 in Jokes/Blondes

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all go on a hunting trip. They all leave camp and hunt for the day and return later that night to show each other what they got.

The brunette goes out and comes back with a 10-point buck. The other 2 girls ask how she did it. “I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and boom, I got a 10-point buck,” said the brunette.

So the readhead goes out and comes back with 2 turkeys. The other 2 girls ask how she did it. “I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and boom, got 2 turkeys,” said the redhead.

So, its the blondes turn. She goes out and comes back with all these bumps, bruises, and scratches all over her body. The other 2 girls ask how she got them. “I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and boom, I got hit by a train.”