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submitted by Sang on 11.22.2005 in Jokes/Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don’t. They are born that way.

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They’re too hard too peel.

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find the M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: A rooster says, “cockadoodledoo” and a blonde says, “anycock’lldo.”



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