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submitted by Sang on 11.22.2005 in Jokes/Blondes

Q: Why does a blonde drive a BMW?
A: Cuz she can spell it…

Q: How Do You Confuse A Dumd Blonde?
A: Put Her In A Room Shaped Like A Circle And Say Go Sit In The Corner…

Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?
A: Siamese twins

Q: How is a blonde like a a bottle?
A: They’re both empty from neck up

Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.



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