Sangent

submitted by Sang on 11.13.2005 in Jokes

vertically challenged — short

horizontally gifted — fat

horizontally challenged — thin

chronologically gifted — old

intellectually impaired — stupid

living impaired — dead

romantically challenged — not with somebody at the moment

morally (/ethically) challenged — a crook

morally handicapped — someone who has no other reason to park in a handicapped zone

differently-brained — stupid

folically independent — bald

one who is PC — target practice

musically delayed — tone deaf

genetically discriminating — racist

codependent — finger-pointer

in recovery — drunk/junkie

in denial — unaware that forgetting something obviously proves it happened

constructivist feminist psychotherapy — psychobabble

economically disadvantaged — welfare bum

target equity group — vocal minority

sanitation engineer — garbage man

certified astrological consultant — crackpot

certified crystal therapist — crackpot

certified past-life regression hypnotist — crackpot

ontologically challenged — fictional or mythological The absolute root of all evil known in the multidimensional

infinity of reality — white male

people of height — too tall

gravitationally challenged — fat

chronologically gifted — old

other aged — too old/young (dual purpose)

environmentally correct human — dead

Nitpicklike — humor challenged

motivationally challenged — lazy

outdoor urban dwellers — homeless

monetarily challenged — poor

facially challenged — ugly

visually challenged — blind

nasally gifted — runny nose

verbally challenged — mute, dumb

erectionally challenged — impotent

maintenance hole — man-hole

socially challenged — geek, nerd, whatever…

Cyclically challenged — having PMS

Caucasian Culturally-Disadvantaged — white trash

racially challenged — butt-white American

rhythmically challenged — white boy

financially inept — poor

osmotically challenged — Thirsty

Microslothicly Challenged — Windows user

aquatically challenged — drowning

male gender biased — prefers men who shave their chests

female gender biased — prefers women who shave their legs

follower of Jimmy Swaggert — lost

government employee — stupid

nasally disadvantaged — really BIG nose

nasally gifted — large nose

suffering from a sex addiction (female)– slut

suffering from a sex addiction (male)– stud grammatically challenged — one who has difficulties with grammar or (by extension) punctuation or spelling

differently organized — messy

energy-efficient — off

creatively re-dyed — stained

petroleum transfer technician — gas station attendent

spacially perplexed — drunk

amphibian American — frog

persons of large stature — NY Giants

bovine control officers — Dallas Cowboys

residentially flexible — homeless

fecally plenary - full of crap

uniquely coordinated — clumsy

sexually focused chronologically gifted individual — dirty old man

uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path — loser

sex care provider — prostitute

metabolicly challenged — dead

biologically challenged — dead

person of region — redneck

rustically inclined — redneck

persons living with entropy — dead

mechanically challenged — broken down automobile

factually unencumbered — ignorant

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