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submitted by Sang on 11.13.2005 in Jokes

I was in a bar the other day. Standing next to me was this big guy, so I said to him, “Want to hear a really funny football player joke?”.

“Before you tell me,” he said, “you should realize that I’m a football player.

Furthermore, my friend beside me, who is 6′3″ and weighs 240 pounds is also a football player.

And next to him is our friend, who is 6′6″ tall and weighs 270 pounds and also a football player.

Now, are you sure you still want to tell me that football player joke?

“No,” I said. “I’d have to explain it three times”.

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