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submitted by Sang on 11.6.2005 in Jokes

True quotes about science from kids:

• One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.
• You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don’t hear it you got hit, so never mind.
• When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.
• When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting.
• While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the sun, it is really only centrificating.
• Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.
• A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.
• Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils, others preferred to be oil.
• Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they’re there.
• Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers.
• We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.
• I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it,and that is the important thing.
• In making rain water, it takes everything from H to O.
• Rain is saved up in cloud banks.
• Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dog’s tongue will kill the strongest man.
• Thunder is a rich source of loudness.
• Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound.
• It is so hot in some parts of the world that the people there have to live in other places.

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