Those Darn Lawyers | Sangent - The Daily Ramblings

submitted by Sang on 11.1.2005 in Jokes

Two lawyers, Jon and Pete, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Pete a $50 bet. Pete agrees and they’re off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Pete is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th.

“Help me find my ball. Look over there,” he says to Jon. After a few minutes, neither has any luck. Since a lost ball carries a four point penalty, Pete secretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. “I’ve found my ball!” he announces.

“After all of the years we’ve been partners and playing together,” Jon says, “you’d cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks?”

“What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!”

“And you’re a liar, too!” Jon says. “I’ll have you know I’ve been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!”