submitted by Sang on 10.30.2005

1. You can have a woman president without electing her

2. You can spell colour wrong and get away with it

3. You can call Budweiser beer

4. You can be a crook and still be president

5. If you’ve got enough money you can get elected to do anything

6. If you can breathe you can get a gun

7. You can invent a new public holiday every year

8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.

9. You get to call everyone you’ve never met “buddy”

10. You can think you’re the greatest nation on earth.

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submitted by Sang on 10.29.2005

After receiving several “compliments” about how my site looks like puke (it kinda does), I’ve decided to start on a new layout. This layout will look somewhat professional with a laidback banner (I’ll get to this later). Why? I want people to take me seriously. Even though 95% of the “articles” on my site are not even serious or true and even though 69% of statistics are made up on the spot, I want people to at least believe some of my articles. I’ve seen some sites that looks professionally made with poorly written blog entries that gets on the front of lifehacker.org or digg.com (automatic 10,000 unique visitors) while there are sites that looked like it was made by a monkey on crack with professionally written articles that doesn’t get anywhere. Not cool. Anyway, my new site will look something like this:

See how sweet that looks? I can say something completely absurd like “scientists have confirmed that there will be 12 weeks of snow for the Southern US,” and people would be hopping all over it like a overly excited bunnies. Now, it won’t look like that, but it’ll look so cool that you won’t even recognize it. Trust me.

How far along am I in the layout? I may not have started, but what I have in mind is sweet. Here’s what I have in mind:

1. Wide. Some of the games are wide, so my layout has to be, too.
2. Light, peaceful colors. The attractive yellow is out the window now. There will be a hint of green here and there, but rest assured, it won’t be puke green.
3. 3D effects. The layout will look like it’s hovering over your monitor.

Yeah, that’s pretty much it. You can follow my progress by checking back at this post every now and then. Since I have two tons of homework, the coding the designing will take place over the weekends, so this post will mostly change by the time you check back on Monday (for those naughty kids who only come to my site at school/work). Here’s how it’s gonna break down:

• Banner: 3/10
• Background: 10/10
• Coding: 3/10
• Testing: 0/10

Total: 40%

Stay tuned for more updates.

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submitted by Sang on 10.28.2005

According to Google, fat is hot. Don’t believe me? Check it out.

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submitted by Sang on 10.28.2005

No, it’s not a commercial about ghosts, but it is pretty freaky. Here’s a little blurb about it before I let you loose to watch the video.

Basically, this car commercial was filmed in New Zealand. It first shows a car traveling in the country in a very serene environment. The car travels for a while, and a whole bunch of stuff comes up about why you should buy the car.

Anyway, the commercial was never aired because the video producers noticed a ghostly white mist moving along the side of the car. There’s also an eerie sound, so you’ll have to turn up your speakers to hear it.

The video is sort of tiny, so you’ll have to look carefully for the ghost (which will start to get more prominent half way through the commercial (20 second commercial).

Here’s the link: http://nerdnirvana.org/vid/car21_1.wmv

+snguyen

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submitted by Sang on 10.28.2005

A beautiful blonde lady stepped onto a plane going to L.A. and sat down in first class. The flight attendant proceeded to go around the airplane checking the ticket stubs of each passenger to make sure they were all in the right seats. When she got to the blonde woman she noticed that it was for coach seating, not first class.

She tells the woman, “You’re ticket says coach ma’am and we have a full flight today. I’m going to have to ask you to move.”

To which the blonde replies, “You don’t understand, I’m blonde, beautiful, I’m going to L.A. and I’m getting there in first class.”

Confused, the stewardess gets her supervisor. Again, she tells the woman that she must move.

Again, the blonde replies, “You don’t understand, I’m blonde, beautiful, I’m going to L.A. and I’m getting there in first class.”

Also confused, they go get the captain. He tells the woman that she must move.

The blonde starts to say, “You don’t understand, I’m blonde, beautiful…” when he interrupts and asks, “Can I whisper something in your ear?”

“Sure” she replies and he proceeds to whisper something in her ear. Suddenly she gets up and goes back to coach seating with a look of surprise on her face.

The flight attendants are startled. “How did you get her to move?”

“I told her that first class wasn’t going to L.A.”

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submitted by Sang on 10.28.2005

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she’s a weightlifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?”

The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

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submitted by Sang on 10.28.2005

A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast, “Here’s to 51 days!” and they proceed to down their drinks.

Once again, they tell the bartender to “line ‘em up”, and again they toast to 51 days and down their drinks.

The bartender said, “I don’t get it. Why in the world are you toasting to 51 days?”

One of the blondes explained, “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle that had written on the box 2-4 years and we finished it in 51 days”.

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submitted by Sang on 10.27.2005

w00t!

My hits on this domain is slowly coming back to the way things were on sang.trap17.com

Just today (Thursday), I received 2000 unique hits. Well, it’s not quite 2000, but the screenshot was taken 8 minutes before midnight, so I have to get 8 unique visitors in 8 minutes. I think I can do that.

If only I can get even more hits….

+snguyen

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submitted by Sang on 10.27.2005

I took the Nerd Quiz today just because I saw it on another site. Score turned out to be much lower than I expected:

Your Score Summary

Overall, you scored as follows:

26% scored higher (more nerdy), and
74% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Mid-Level Nerd. Wow, it takes a lot of hard nerdy practice to reach this level.

Here’s a cute button representation:

Well, click to find out ^.

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