submitted by Sang on 10.31.2005 in Jokes
This is pretty neat how it works out.
This is cool chocolate math!
DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute…
Work this out as you read.
Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it’s fun.
First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (try for more than once but less than 10)
Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
Add 5. (for Sunday)
Multiply it by 50 I’ll wait while you get the calculator…
If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755… If you haven’t, add 1754.
Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are… YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it IS!!!)
I’ll work out a mathematical representation of this later…after my brain returns to normal.
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October 31st, 2005 at 19:34:01
Sang, for step 5, it’s one less than it should be. It should state:
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755… If you haven’t, add 1754
Not 1754 …1753.
October 31st, 2005 at 21:16:21
ha! silly me.
thanks lizzie.
April 17th, 2007 at 23:15:13
It got my age wrong.
April 18th, 2007 at 21:22:41
Sang, for step 5, it’s two less than it should be. It should state:
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757… If you haven’t, add 1756
Not 1755 …1754.
April 18th, 2007 at 22:15:09
Yeah…simon is right. Fix it, man.
October 29th, 2007 at 19:29:01
sorry, but it doesn’t work