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submitted by Sang on 10.30.2005 in Jokes

10) You’re guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9) If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7) You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

6) It’s OK when the person you’re with fantasizes you’re someone else, because you ARE someone else.

5) 40 years from now, you’ll still enjoy candy.

4) If you don’t get what you want, you can always go next door.

3) It doesn’t matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2) Less guilt the next morning.

And the Number 1 Reason Trick-Or-Treating is Better Than Sex…

1) You can “do” the whole neighborhood!!!

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