Sangent

submitted by Sang on 10.26.2005 in AIM Convos

I just had a conversation with the most retarded human being ever. The same fool who used to copy my content. He even tried to copy the games, but his tiny brain overloaded. Too bad it didn’t explode. Here’s the conversation. I will interject every now and then to add my comments.

WARNING: Vulgar language (Go figure)

DoRan9120 (5:06:06 PM): hows your site bitch
snlildude87 (5:06:30 PM): getting more hits than yours
DoRan9120 (5:06:50 PM): i dont care
DoRan9120 (5:06:55 PM): what we make money off of it

He’s talking about how he copies my content and makes money from it…despite the lack of ads on his site

DoRan9120 (5:06:57 PM): dumb fuck

Whipping out the cuss words.

snlildude87 (5:07:18 PM): the hell you talking about?
DoRan9120 (5:07:27 PM): nerd
DoRan9120 (5:07:29 PM): nirvana
snlildude87 (5:07:37 PM): what about it
DoRan9120 (5:07:46 PM): you know who this is
snlildude87 (5:07:56 PM): yeah, i’m not dumb
snlildude87 (5:08:08 PM): the idiot who can’t think of content
DoRan9120 (5:08:11 PM): i though you were fuck face
snlildude87 (5:08:16 PM): good one
snlildude87 (5:08:25 PM): join a comedy club

What?? Why am I suddenly a fuck face?

DoRan9120 (5:08:35 PM): i wasnt trying to be funny
snlildude87 (5:08:44 PM): you didn’t make any sense
snlildude87 (5:08:47 PM): so you’re not funny
snlildude87 (5:08:49 PM): and you’re dumb
snlildude87 (5:08:51 PM): wha a combo
DoRan9120 (5:09:01 PM): woahh ithink that you should joing to comedy club
DoRan9120 (5:09:08 PM): you tellin the jokes

Okay, he thinks that I “should joing comedy clubs.” So now we know that he hates verbs and spelling. He also inadvertently said that I was funny. This is too good.

snlildude87 (5:09:17 PM): okay….
DoRan9120 (5:09:24 PM): YA GO FUCK your self
DoRan9120 (5:09:27 PM): dumbass

Whoa! Another cuss word! What a surprise. cough

snlildude87 (5:09:28 PM): no thanks
snlildude87 (5:09:30 PM): i do your mom
snlildude87 (5:09:31 PM):
DoRan9120 (5:09:39 PM): lol
DoRan9120 (5:09:42 PM): thats funny
snlildude87 (5:09:47 PM): i know
DoRan9120 (5:09:49 PM): tell your mom
snlildude87 (5:09:51 PM): i’m just that awesome
DoRan9120 (5:09:55 PM): that the tip is under the bed
snlildude87 (5:10:08 PM): uh, no.
DoRan9120 (5:10:23 PM): tell her the tip is under the bed
DoRan9120 (5:10:25 PM): i forgot to tell her
snlildude87 (5:11:01 PM): well, if you were smarter, you’d remember
DoRan9120 (5:11:17 PM): ok? your comebacks are gay

Can someone tell me how my comebacks are gay? I didn’t know comebacks had a sexual orientation…

snlildude87 (5:11:23 PM): they make sense
snlildude87 (5:11:27 PM): that’s all that matterse
DoRan9120 (5:11:29 PM): tell her she needs the money
snlildude87 (5:11:31 PM): matters
snlildude87 (5:11:45 PM): okay
snlildude87 (5:11:55 PM): she says wipe your ass with it
DoRan9120 (5:12:18 PM): are you sure because we had a great time last night
DoRan9120 (5:12:26 PM): or is just you saying that
DoRan9120 (5:12:34 PM): maybe she doesnt wanna tell you
snlildude87 (5:12:43 PM): aren’t you’re too young to be having sex, little buddy?
snlildude87 (5:12:46 PM): maybe 2 more years
DoRan9120 (5:12:50 PM): lil buddy
DoRan9120 (5:12:54 PM): wow
snlildude87 (5:13:04 PM): aren’t you 10?
snlildude87 (5:13:11 PM): please don’t tell me you’re 16
DoRan9120 (5:13:11 PM): no dumbass

How am I a dumbass? I never met the guy, so obviously, I can’t tell how old he is. I can only speculate based on the way he acts online.

snlildude87 (5:13:13 PM): or older
snlildude87 (5:13:19 PM): because you type like a 10 year old
DoRan9120 (5:13:27 PM): your mom should know my age from my sex

My mom should know how old this kid is from his gender? Yeah, that’s it. People can tell how old another person is by just seeing if he’s a man or woman.

DoRan9120 (5:13:34 PM): well im not writing a book
snlildude87 (5:13:39 PM): sex is too young for you
DoRan9120 (5:13:43 PM): so im not gonna put complete sentences
snlildude87 (5:13:49 PM): it still needs to be understandable
DoRan9120 (5:13:54 PM): ask your mom
DoRan9120 (5:13:58 PM): she will tell you
DoRan9120 (5:14:10 PM): but tell her the only problem is her pussy is tight
snlildude87 (5:14:23 PM): that shouldn’t be a problem for guys
snlildude87 (5:14:25 PM): maybe you’re gay
snlildude87 (5:14:29 PM): trying doing a guy
snlildude87 (5:14:32 PM): like
snlildude87 (5:14:34 PM): your dad
DoRan9120 (5:14:39 PM): wow
DoRan9120 (5:14:43 PM): what you need to do
DoRan9120 (5:14:52 PM): is look online for some come backs

I personally think that was genius. Maybe not that good, but genius compared to what he’s coming up with.

DoRan9120 (5:14:57 PM): www.google.com
DoRan9120 (5:15:02 PM): it will helo
DoRan9120 (5:15:05 PM): help*
snlildude87 (5:15:44 PM): is that all you can do?
snlildude87 (5:15:47 PM): offer me google?
snlildude87 (5:15:51 PM): with no rebuttal?
DoRan9120 (5:16:49 PM): the funny thing is
DoRan9120 (5:16:54 PM): i can kik your ass baddly
snlildude87 (5:17:01 PM): i’d like to see you try

Two things here:
1. When did fighting up into play? 2. How does he know what I look like? Maybe he’s a stalker…stalking guys….

DoRan9120 (5:17:03 PM): i would make buddha turn in his grave
snlildude87 (5:17:47 PM): i’m not a buddhist, you ignorant bigot
DoRan9120 (5:18:00 PM): your chinese then your all the same shit to me
snlildude87 (5:18:11 PM): i’m not chinese either, fool

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Previous message was not received by DoRan9120 because of error (5:18:11 PM): User DoRan9120 is not available.

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Wow. He blocked me first. I was thinking on doing it first, but he beat me to it. Guess his brain overloaded again. crosses fingers

Feel free to spam the hell out of him for me.

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