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submitted by Sang on 10.20.2005 in Jokes/Blondes, Jokes

Once upon a time there was a magic mirror that could tell when you were lying. If you were… ZAP! - it would suck you in and you were gone forever.

One day, an old lady, a brunette, and a blonde happened by the mirror. The old lady looked in it and said, “I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world.” ZAP! The mirror sucked her in and she was gone.

The brunette looked in and said, “I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world.” ZAP! The mirror sucked her in and she, too, disappeared.

The blonde looked in and said, “I think…” ZAP!



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2 Responses to “Magic Mirror”
Anonymous says:

:eek::lol::eek::cry::cry::eek::eek::eek::wink::wink::wink::wink:

stephanie says:

I think thats funny even though i’m a blonde:!::lol::smile::grin:

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