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submitted by Sang on 10.14.2005 in Jokes

Need to describe your ass or someone else’s over the Internet but want it to be visual? Well, how about some “assicons”? Here goes:

(_!_) A regular ass

(___!___) A fat ass

(___)(___) A “wide load” ass

(!) A tight ass

(_*_) A sore ass

{_!_} A swishy ass

(_o_) An ass that’s been around

(_x_) Kiss my ass

(_X_) Leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) A tired ass

(_E=mc2_) A smart ass

(_?_) Dumb ass

(_Lame_) Lame ass

(_jack_) Jackass

(_-$_) Cheap ass

(_0_) A Prison ass

(_) Half ass

(®^®) Registered ass

(__|___) Lop sided ass

(_:_) 2 holed ass

(_O_) Cavernous ass (an ass that’s REALLY been around)

(Mom)(__) Tattooed ass

(_)||(_) F#^&*d ass

()() Ass print on a window

( * * ) Ass with dimples

(_X X_) A kicked ass

(_%_) An average ass

(_$_) A rich ass

[_!_] A hard ass

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