How to Bathe a Cat | Sangent - The Daily Ramblings

submitted by Sang on 10.13.2005 in Jokes

Thoroughly clean the toilet
Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted
Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any thing they can find
Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “power wash and rinse” which I have found to be quite effective
Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids
The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself

Sincerely,
A DOG OWNER