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submitted by Sang on 10.10.2005 in Jokes

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.



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2 Responses to “Eagle -> Condom”
haha says:

thats great! :smile:

Red says:

Imagine trying to explain that to a Game Warden!

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