Sangent

submitted by Sang on 10.9.2005 in Jokes

Then: Being caught with Hustler magazine Now: Being caught by Hustler magazine

Then: Hoping for a BMW Now: Hoping for a BM

Then: The Grateful Dead Now: Dr. Kevorkian

Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint Now: Getting a new hip joint

Then Mood Stones Now: Kidney Stones

Then: Moving to California because it’s cool Now: Moving to California because it’s warm

Then: Being called into the principal’s office Now: Storming into the principal’s office

Then: Screw the system! Now: System upgrade.

Then: Peace Sign Now: Mercedes Logo

Then: Getting your head stoned Now: Getting your headstone

Then: ”The Making of the President” Now: The making of the President

Then: ”Going blind” Now: REALLY going blind

Then: Long hair Now: Longing for hair

Then: Father Knows Best Now: Go ask your mother!

Then: Parents begging you to get a haircut. Now: Children begging you to get their head shaved.

Then: Acid rock Now: Acid reflux

Then: The perfect high Now: The perfect high-yield mutual fund

Then: Keg Now: EKG

Then: Take acid Now: Take antacid

Then: VW Microbus Now: Voyager Minivan

Then: Thai Stick Now: Thai Food

Then: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your parents Now: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your kids

Then: Passing the driving test Now: Passing the vision test

Then: Seeds and stems Now: Roughage

Then: Popping pills, smoking joints Now: Popping joints

Then: Whatever! Now: ”Depends”

Then: Ommmmmm Now: Ummmmmm

Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor Now: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor

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