submitted by Sang on 10.7.2005 in Jokes
FLORIDA: If you think we can’t vote, wait till you see us drive.
FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction.
FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
FLORIDA: If you don’t like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.
FLORIDA: We’ve been Gored by the bull of politics and we’re Bushed.
FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, Re-vote.
FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again!
FLORIDA: What comes after 17,311?
FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts.
FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.
FLORIDA: We don’t just cheat in football.
FLORIDA: We’re number one! Wait! Recount!
FLORIDA: So nice, we let you vote twice.
FLORIDA: We put the “duh” in Florida.
FLORIDA: This isn’t good when Alabama counts faster than us!
FLORIDA: Once is never enough!
FLORIDA: We would do a recount but we’ve run out of fingers and toes!
FLORIDA: Don’t blame me, I voted for Gore, I think.
FLORIDA: Don’t blame me, my vote didn’t count.
FLORIDA: We’re retired –no wait– we’re retarded!
FLORIDA: Don’t count on us!
FLORIDA: Home of the edible chad.
FLORIDA: Bumbling better than ever!
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