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submitted by Sang on 10.1.2005 in Jokes

“Daddy, How was I Born?”

Dad answered: “Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!”

“Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.”

“We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.”

“As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said: You’ve Got Male!”

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