Sangent

submitted by Sang on 09.20.2005 in Jokes

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND (if by “popular demand”, you mean “some girl named Lizzie”, then yes, it’s back)

Last name: ________________
First name: Check appropriate box:

[ ] Billy-Bob
[ ] Bobby-Sue
[ ] Billy-Joe
[ ] Bobby-Jo
[ ] Billy-Ray
[ ] Bobby-Ann
[ ] Billy-Sue
[ ] Bobby-Lee
[ ] Billy-Mae
[ ] Bobby-Ellen
[ ] Billy-Jack
[ ] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

Age: ________________ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: [ ] Male
[ ] Female
[ ] Not sure

Shoe Size: ________________ Left ________________ Right

Occupation:
[ ] Farmer
[ ] Mechanic
[ ] Hair Dresser
[ ] Waitress
[ ] Un-employed
[ ] Dirty Politician

Spouse’s Name: ________________
2nd Spouse’s Name: ________________
3rd Spouse’s Name: ________________
Lover’s Name: ________________
2nd Lover’s Name: ________________

Relationship with spouse:
[ ________ ] Sister
[ ________ ] Aunt
[ ________ ] Brother
[ ________ ] Uncle
[ ________ ] Mother
[ ________ ] Son
[ ________ ] Father
[ ________ ] Daughter
[ ________ ] Cousin
[ ________ ] Pet

Number of children living in household: ________________
Number of children living in shed: ________________
Number of children that are yours: ________________

Mother’s Name: ________________
Father’s Name: ________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you [_________] own or [ ________ ] rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
________________ Total number of vehicles you own
________________ Number of vehicles that still crank
________________ Number of vehicles in front yard
________________ Number of vehicles in back yard
________________ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
________________ truck
________________ kitchen
________________ bedroom
________________ bathroom
________________ shed

Model and year of your pickup: ________________ 194_______

Do you have a gun rack?
[ ________________ ] Yes [ ________________ ] No; If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[ ________________ ] The National Enquirer
[ ________________ ] The Globe
[ ________________ ] TV Guide
[ ________________ ] Soap Opera Digest
[ ________________ ] Rifle and Shotgun

________________ Number of times you’ve seen a UFO
________________ Number of times you’ve seen Elvis
________________ Number of times you’ve seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
[ ________________ ] Weekly
[ ________________ ] Monthly
[ ________________ ] Not Applicable

How many teeth? ________________ Color of teeth: [ ________________ ] Yellow
[ ________________ ] Brownish-Yellow
[ ________________ ] Brown
[ ________________ ] Black
[ ________________ ] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[ ________________ ] Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
[ ________________ ] 1 mile
[ ________________ ] 2 miles
[ ________________ ] don’t know

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