submitted by Sang on 09.4.2005 in Jokes
A young couple, just married was in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As Emma undressed for bed, the husband tossed his pants to his bride and said, “Here put these on.”
She said “What?”
He said “Put these on.”
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. “I can’t wear your pants”, she said.
“That’s right!” said the husband, “and don’t you ever forget it. I’m the man who wears the pants in the family!”
With that, she flipped him her panties and said, “Try these on.” He tried them on, and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecap. He said “Hell, I can’t get into your panties.”
She said, “That’s right and that’s the way its going to be until your attitude changes!”
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