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submitted by Sang on 08.30.2005 in Jokes

10) It’s not because of caffeine. They just can’t stop thinking about coffee.

9) Dorito crumbs on sheets cause unbearable itching.

Borg costume needed redesigning because it just wasn’t realistic enough.

7) Had to keep checking the torrent file to make sure it was still downloading.

6) Too scared to sleep after watching “Hackers” and knowing they can make more movies like it.

5) MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game) withdrawal causing uncontrolable shaking.

4) Removed your bed to make room for the server rack.

3) Years of living underground have made your eyelids translucent.

2) Watched special edition of Star Wars and still pissed off over Greedo shooting first.

1) Had to sell bed to buy new graphics card.

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