submitted by Sang on 08.25.2005 in Jokes
There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dumb dude comes in and –WHACK!!– knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor.
The idiot says, ‘That was a karate chop from Korea.’
The little guy thinks ‘GEEZ,’ but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden –WHACK– the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, ‘That was a judo chop from Japan.’ So the little guy has had enough of this.
He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves.
The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returned. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big idiot and WHACK bangs the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!!
The little guy looks at the bartender and says, ‘When he comes to, tell him that is a crowbar from Sears.’
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August 26th, 2005 at 13:49:00
what does kung fu have to do with this?
it’s only korean and japanese, and sears.
August 26th, 2005 at 13:56:13
GASP! Your site does not validate!
Oh noes!
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August 26th, 2005 at 13:57:49
gasp! I’m the only guy commenting on this website!
oh noes!
yes. I’m really bored.
August 26th, 2005 at 15:17:09
hey! i just saw your spam comments.
actually, look at the category: jokes.
now, off to
spamcomment on your website.EDIT: Haha, silly me. just saw the tense: will be.
August 26th, 2005 at 15:31:27
you 2 YEARS of hosting! HOLY CRAP!
Anthony
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p.s. - are you feeling generous?
http://www.trap17.com/process/award_credits.htm
August 26th, 2005 at 16:48:02
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August 26th, 2005 at 23:53:22
by the way, check it again.
i did not put quotes in one of the attributes. silly me.
August 27th, 2005 at 17:34:13
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Long Live the Sang!!
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August 27th, 2005 at 21:54:13
haha, i have never seen someone get so giddy about ten hosting credits to the point that they start coding the Unordered List before
September 16th, 2005 at 07:30:52
Too bad Karate is Japanese. All Koreans should be offended!:mad: