submitted by Sang on 08.19.2005 in Jokes
It’s
strange, after being a user of computer software for a while, you begin
to pick up on some disturbing similarities to a not so squeaky clean
industry out there. Is this telling us something?
| Drug Dealers
Refer to their clients as “users”. “The first one’s free!” Strange Jargon: “Stick”, “Rock”, Realized that there’s tons of cash Job is assisted by the industries Often seen in the company of pimps Their product causes unhealthy Do your job well, and you can sleep
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Software Developers
Refer to their clients as “users”. “Download a free trail version…” Strange Jargon : “SCSI”, “RTFM”, Realize that there’s tons of cash Job is assisted by industry’s producing Often seen in the company of marketing Doom, Quake, SimCity, Duke Nukem, Damn! Damn! DAMN!!! |
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August 14th, 2008 at 18:58:38
[...] Tamara notes that there are only two industries that call their customers “users”. Read Nerd Nirvana’s post on Software Developers vs. Drug Dealers. [...]
September 1st, 2008 at 17:24:23
[...] Heard about this in one of Craig Shoemaker’s podcasts (this one with Tamara Adlin) where they compare software developers and drug dealers (Made me smile) [...]