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submitted by Sang on 08.31.2005
I’ve been addicted to this flash game called N over the past week (and I’ve managed to give about 5 people that addiction). N is a game where you play a ninja (which is what the N stands for) trying to escape a world filled with homicidal robots. It takes quite a while to get used to, but once you do, it’s an amazing game. The graphics are not so good, but that doesn’t hinder the game in anyway. In fact, it makes it better because you can concentrate on the level as a whole. Once you get the hang of it, you will be hooked.
In the screenshot on the left, I’m being double killed by two homing robots. Fun. Click on it to enlarge.
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submitted by Sang on 08.30.2005
10) It’s not because of caffeine. They just can’t stop thinking about coffee.
9) Dorito crumbs on sheets cause unbearable itching.
Borg costume needed redesigning because it just wasn’t realistic enough.
7) Had to keep checking the torrent file to make sure it was still downloading.
6) Too scared to sleep after watching “Hackers” and knowing they can make more movies like it.
5) MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game) withdrawal causing uncontrolable shaking.
4) Removed your bed to make room for the server rack.
3) Years of living underground have made your eyelids translucent.
2) Watched special edition of Star Wars and still pissed off over Greedo shooting first.
1) Had to sell bed to buy new graphics card.
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submitted by Sang on 08.29.2005
Here’s my result after doing the life expectancy test:
Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 80.75
Lower Quartile : 71.91
Median Lifetime: 84.50
Upper Quartile : 93.47
Basically, you answer a bunch of questions and see the results. Definately not like deathclock.com because the questions are more in-depth.
I used to have another source, but I lost that. 
Click here for the link.
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submitted by Sang on 08.29.2005
Haha, I love my long cyborg name: Synthetic Artificial Neohuman Generated for Nocturnal Gratification, Ultimate Yelling and Efficient Nullification. All short for Sang Nguyen. What’s your cyborg name? Post it in the comments. Or don’t. Whatever.
To find out your cybory name, click here: http://cyborgname.com/
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submitted by Sang on 08.29.2005
Haha, apparently, Homer Simpson’s email address is chunkylover53@aol.com.
What’s amazing is that people emailed him at that address as soon as they saw it…and they got a response! Too bad this story was in 2003…If you’re bored enough to email him, and you get a reponse, post it in the comments. Or don’t. Whatever.
His email appeared in an episode where he hired a Private Detective to keep an eye on Lisa. Read more about it here. Click.
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submitted by Sang on 08.28.2005
Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they’re really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
All men hate to hear “We need to talk about our relationship.” These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf.
Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.
Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I’ve never seen a man walk into a party and say “Oh, my God, I’m so embarrassed; get me out of here. There’s another man wearing a black tuxedo.”
Most men hate to shop. That’s why the men’s department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
If you’re dating a man who you think might be “Mr. Right,” if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.
No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
When four or more women get together, they talk about men.
Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
A guy named doran at doranp.com will copy all your stuff because he is such a retard and mostly because you’re such a freakin’ genius.
Most women are introspective: “Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?” Most men are outrospective: “Did my team win? How’s my car?”
If a man says, “I’ll call you,” and he doesn’t, he didn’t forget… he didn’t lose your number… he didn’t die. He just didn’t want to call you.
Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. “Get out” and “I never want to see you again” might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, “I love you… I want to marry you… I want to have your children.” Sometimes they leave skid marks.
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
Men forget everything; women remember everything.
That’s why men need instant replays in sports. They’ve already forgotten what happened.
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submitted by Sang on 08.27.2005
Okay, I did not know how much finding your content on someone else’s site sucks until now. Thanks to my ConnectMe program (see my signature), I found out that doranp20 is ripping my site content. Here is his site: http://doranp.com/. Here is mine: http://sang.trap17.com/
Just take a look of some of his posts, and you’ll see that they match mine…verbatim (use the search function on my site). The thing that bothered me the most, however, is the LiveStrong post. I know that he did not receive his bracelet, and yet, he posted it. Strange. Also, take a look at some of his downloads, and check out mine. See something similar? Check out the games, too.
Post your opinions or whatever. I don’t care. I just wanted to get the message out.
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submitted by Sang on 08.27.2005
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.
“Certainly, sir, that’ll be 1 cent.”
“One penny?!” exclaimed the guy.
The barman replied, “Yes.”
So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, “Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?”
“Certainly sir,” replies the bartender, “but all that comes to real money.”
“How much money?” inquires the guy.
“Four cents,” he replies.
“Four cents?!” exclaims the guy. “Where’s the guy who owns this place?”
The barman replies, “Upstairs with my wife.”
The guy says, “What’s he doing with your wife?”
The bartender replies, “Same as what I’m doing to his business.”
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submitted by Sang on 08.26.2005
Politicians and automakers say a car that can both reduce greenhouse gases and free consumers from reliance on oil is years or even decades away.
Ron Gremban says such a car is parked in his garage.
It looks like a typical Toyota Prius hybrid, but in the trunk sits a gas-sipping secret - a stack of 18 brick-sized batteries that boosts the car’s already high mileage with an extra electrical charge so it burns as little as 2.9 litres of gasoline per 100 kilometres.
Read more: Click.
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