submitted by Sang on 07.22.2005
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Archive for July, 2005
submitted by Sang on 07.22.2005
From now on, I will post all new games, featured games, and news in this place. In other words, go here if you want to see new stuff happening on Sangent.
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New games for 07.22.05:
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submitted by Sang on 07.22.2005
- Your opening line is, “So what’s your home page address?”
- Your best friend is someone you’ve never met.
- You see a beautiful sunset, and you half expect to see “Best viewed with IE ” on one of the clouds.
- You are overcome with disbelief, anger and finally depressed when you encounter a Web page with no links.
- You feel driven to consult the “Priceless420.com” on your wedding day.
- You are diving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on puddle, sending your car careening toward the limsy guard rail that separates you from the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death. You look for the “Back” button.
- You visit “The Really Big Button that Doesn’t Do Anything” again and again and again.
- Your dog has his own Web page.
- So does your hamster. … And the No. 1 sign that you have overdosed on the WWW:
- When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on the underlined passages.
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submitted by Sang on 07.20.2005
Can’t seem to find a good free web host that doesn’t install forced ads on all your pages? I know what you mean. All the good hosts are only available for a while. When I say “good”, I mean hosts that give you GIGS upon gigabytes of space on their servers as well as gigs of bandwidth. And to top that all of, these companies do not put useless ads all over your site. Good, right? Wrong. It’s a known fact that these hosts do not exist, and if they do, they’ll only live for a couple of months.
What if I were to say that you could get as much as 150 MB of space and 5 gigabytes of bandwidth for your website project? What if I were to say that you could also get cPanel with untouched features, Fantastico with all the scripts, and unlimited MySQL databases? What if I were to say that you could get all of that for free? Well, it’s true. The company I’m talking about is Trap17. The idea behind this hosting is “no overselling”. The reason why this company is not down under is that it does not provide more than it should. What’s the catch. You have to post in their forums. Don’t worry about having little to say because their forums is packed with users and threads, so you will never run out of topics to discuss.
Have fun!
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submitted by Sang on 07.20.2005
I found this site today called “1 Stop Domain Hosting” that lets anyone become a reseller. What’s a reseller, you ask? It’s a
A reseller is a company that purchases goods from another company and sells them at a higher price to another company or to consumers. One example can be found in telecommunications, where companies buy excessive amounts of transmission capacity or call time from other carriers and resell it to smaller carriers.
Check it out!
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submitted by Sang on 07.19.2005
A man traveling on business walks into a local pub, sits down, and asks the bartender for a shot of 25 year old scotch.
The bar keep looking to have a little fun, and make a few extra dollars, pours the guy a shot of bar brand scotch.
The businessman taking his first sip, realizes this is not what he ordered, calls over the bartender. “Excuse me, do you remember what I ordered”.
“Why certainly sir”, says the bartender, “You wanted a shot of 25 year old scotch”.
“That is correct”, replies the customer. “The scotch you served, can’t be more than 2 years old”.
The bartender apologies, and goes off to correct his mistake. A little upset for being caught, the bartender again tries to fool his customer, by pouring him a shot of 12 year old scotch.
After his first taste of the scotch, he immediately again knew, this was not the beverage of his choice.
So once again, he calls over the bartender, to verify his drink order. “Bartender, can you tell me again what I ordered”.
“Yes sir, you ordered a shot of my 25 year old scotch”.
“Again that is correct”. But unfortunately, the scotch you served is not more than 12 years old”.
At this point he bartender is impressed, and realizes the guy is a true connoisseur of scotch whiskey, and goes off to get his 25 year old scotch.
With savoring only a few drops, the man knew he finally got what he ordered, and comments to the bartender, “Now this is, 25 year old scotch”.
The local drunk who witnessed everything, turns to the businessman and says, “Hey buddy, try this drink.
The traveler, not wanting any trouble, takes the glass from the drunk, and gives a taste. Immediately, the guy spits it out, and screams, “My god man, this is urine”.
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submitted by Sang on 07.19.2005
- Do you have books here?
- Do you have a list of all the books I’ve ever read?
- Do you have that book by Rushdie: ‘Satanic Nurses’? (Actual title: “Satanic Verses”
- Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park sites?
- Do you have any books with photographs of dinosaurs?
- I am looking for a list of laws that I can break that would send me back to jail for a couple of months.
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submitted by Sang on 07.19.2005
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It’s called the 401-Keg Plan.
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submitted by Sang on 07.19.2005
- “I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”
–George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign - “This is a great day for France!”
–Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle’s funeral - “Now, like, I’m President. It would be pretty hard for some drug guy to come
into the White House and start offering it up, you know? … I bet if they did, I hope I would say, ‘Hey, get lost. We don’t want any of that.’”
–George Bush, talking about drug abuse to a group of students - “For seven and a half years I’ve worked alongside President Reagan.
We’ve had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We’ve had some sex … uh…
setbacks.”
–George Bush - “I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy. But that could change.”
–Dan Quayle - “Hawaii
has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the
Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is
right here.”
–Dan Quayle during a visit to Hawaii in 1989 - “What a waste it is to lose one’s mind–or not to have a mind. How true that is.”
–Dan Quayle addressing the United Negro College Fund - “I am honored today to begin my first term as the Governor of Baltimore-that is Maryland.”
–William Donald Schaefer, first inaugural address - “The caribou love it. They rub against it and they have babies. There are more caribou in Alaska than you can shake a stick at.”
–George Bush, on the Alaska pipeline - “I hope I stand for anti-bigotry, anti-Semitism, anti-racism. This is what drives me.”
–George Bush - “If
I listened to Michael Dukakis long enough I would be convinced that
we’re in an economic downturn and people are homeless and going without
food and medical attention and that we’ve got to do something about the
unemployed.”
–Ronald Reagan - “My fellow Americans, I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.”
–Ronald Reagan, about to go on the air for a radio broadcast, unaware that the microphone was already on - “Mars
is essentially in the same orbit. Mars is somewhat the same distance
from the sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where
there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means
there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.”
–Dan Quayle - “Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up and I think we’re going to succeed.”
–Ronald Reagan - GREAT MOMENTS IN POLITICAL DEBATES:
Walter Mondale: George Bush doesn’t have the manhood to apologize.
Bush: Well, on the manhood thing, I’ll put mine up against his any time. - “Bite the wax tadpole.”
–Coca-Cola as originally translated into Chinese - “Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave.”
–Ad slogan “Pepsi Comes Alive” as originally translated into Chinese - “I am a jelly doughnut”
–English translation of John F. Kennedy speaking at the Berlin Wall - “We pray for MacArthur’s erection.”
–Sign erected by Japanese citizens in Tokyo, when MacArthur was considering a run for President - “You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.”
–From a guest directory at a Japanese hotel, 1991 - “It takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant.”
–Perdue chicken ad, as mistranslated abroad - “I’m not against the blacks and a lot of the good blacks will attest to that.”
–Evan Mecham, then governor of Arizona - “Nixon has been sitting in the White House while George McGovern has been exposing himself to the people of the United States.”
–Frank Licht, then governor of Rhode Island, campaigning for McGovern in 1972 - “Retraction:
The ‘Greek Special’ is a huge 18 inch pizza and not a huge 18 inch
penis, as described in an add. Blondie’s Pizza would like to apologize
for any confusion Friday’s ad may have caused.”
–Correction printed in The Daily Californian - “Winfield
goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off!
It’s rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing
for the Padres!”
–Jerry Coleman, Padres radio announcer - “I
want you to take your balls in your hand and bounce them on the floor
and then throw them as high as you can. Now, have you all got your
balls in your hands?”
–Announcer of children’s radio show “Life With Mother” to her audience - They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
–Jerome “Dizzy” Dean
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