Sangent

submitted by Sang on 07.31.2005 in Jokes

Mission Accomplished — rearrange the letters — C’mon. I lied, so scampish

George Bush — rearrange the letters — He bugs Gore.

Dormitory — rearrange the letters — Dirty Room.

Evangelist — rearrange the letters — Evil’s Agent.

Desperation — rearrange the letters — A Rope Ends It.

The Morse Code — rearrange the letters — Here Come Dots.

Slot Machines — rearrange the letters — Cash Lost In ‘Em.

Animosity — rearrange the letters — Is No Amity.

Mother-in-law — rearrange the letters — Woman Hitler.

Snooze Alarms — rearrange the letters — Alas! No More Z’s.

A Decimal Point — rearrange the letters — I’m A Dot In Place

Eleven plus two — rearrange the letters — Twelve plus one.

And for the grand finale:

President Clinton of the USA — can be arranged into — To Copulate he finds interns.

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