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submitted by Sang on 07.12.2005

The following are purportedly a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school (that is, Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

1. Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
   What for? He can’t see my license plate.
2. Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
   The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, “Guns don’t kill people. I do.”
3. What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
   Always wear a condom.
4. When driving through fog, what should you use?
   Your car.
5. What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
   I’d probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
6. What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
   I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
7. What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
   Make eye contact and wave “hello” if he/she is cute.
8. What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
   The color.
9. How do you deal with heavy traffic?
   Heavy psychedelics.
10. What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
    Carry loaded weapons.

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