Sangent

submitted by Sang on 07.9.2005 in Jokes

• He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.
• You are so beautiful, that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass, just to jerk off in your shadow.
• You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken beer bottles just to sniff the tire tracks of the laundry truck that takes your panties to the cleaners.
• I’d drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on board.
• Here’s your chance to get to know me.
• There is much more here than what meets the eye.
• Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
• You are the reason men fall in love.
• Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
• He: Hi, what’s the color of your hair? She: (tells him) He: And the hair on your head?
• Gee…you sure don’t perspire much!
• Boy, it sure is hot and stuffy in here. Would you like to take a cold shower?
• Are you incredibly beautiful, or is it just my chemotherapy?
• Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
• So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!
• Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
• Perhaps you recognize me from one of the popular adult movies I was in.
• I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
• I would say that I’m in love with you, but you’d think I’m trying to pull a fast one.
• May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
• I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.
• As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

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