Sangent

submitted by Sang on 07.7.2005 in Jokes

• Hey, my seamen has the SPF of 30, care to rub some on your face?
• Excuse me, but I’m freeballing, can I borrow your underwear?
• Excuse me, but I have the mother load and was wondering if you had a place to put it?
• Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s.
• Sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us.
• You smell wet. Let’s Party.
• Miss, If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
• No, I’m not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
• Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
• Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
• Didn’t anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew…
• Hey..somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
• Have you ever played leap frog naked??
• I’ll bet you 100 bucks that you couldn’t get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.
• Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
• I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
• I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
• A woman asks, “Excuse me, do you have the time?” You: “Do you have the energy?”
• At the office copy machine. “Reproducing eh?” “Can I help?”
• You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
• My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.

More to come! +snguyen

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