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submitted by Sang on 07.4.2005 in Jokes

Men: know what they want to be doing five years down the road. Guys: are not sure what they want to be doing later tonight.

Men: read Crichton, watch Rather, play golf. Guys: read King, watch Seinfeld, play poker.

Men: wear ties with stripes, shirts with buttons, and shoes with laces. Guys: wear high school T-shirts they’ve actually owned since high school.

Men: think perfume (yours) is a turn-on. Guys: think sweat (theirs) is a turn-on.

Men: balance their checkbooks. Guys: balance their loans so that they never hit up the same buddy twice in a row.

Men: claim to be feminist but still insist on opening doors, driving, and paying for dinner. Guys: claim to be feminists so they can let YOU open doors, drive, and pay for dinner.

Men: are afraid of becoming their fathers. Guys: are afraid of becoming men.

Men: put you on the phone when their mothers call. Guys: pretend you’re not there when their moms call.

Men: start their own businesses. Guys: quit their jobs.

Men: are experts on women’s erogenous zones. Guys: are experts on their own erogenous zone.

Men: order wine based on more than the price. Guys: bring their own beer.

Hmm, I guess I’m a guy.

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